well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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