dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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