Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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