she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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