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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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