How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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