Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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