I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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