That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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