I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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