Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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