Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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