Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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