i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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