Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We're too hungover to prance.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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