So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
someone owes me an orgasm
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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