Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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