Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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