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epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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