We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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