Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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