your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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