I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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