Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
