The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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