She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
should my penis look like a turkey
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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