My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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