Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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