Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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