is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize