I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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