i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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