are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He called his prostate his "boner button".
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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