i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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