he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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