She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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