Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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