Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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