WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
