We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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