what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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