i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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