Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have fence marks all over my body
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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