my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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