He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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