You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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