office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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