Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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