honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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