I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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