What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Then you guys just all showered together...?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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