but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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