I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
