Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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