i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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