How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Randomize
