I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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