I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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